Monday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• Quick Avocado Salad
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• 1 Chicken Avocado Burger wrapped in a lettuce leaf
• Shredded Brussels Sprouts

Tuesday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• 1 Chicken Avocado Burger wrapped in a lettuce leaf
• Shredded Brussels Sprouts
• No-Chop Chili with ¼ cup shredded organic cheese
• ½ small avocado drizzled with 1 tsp EVOO
• ½ cup blackberries

Wednesday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• Quick Avocado Salad
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• 1 Chicken Avocado Burger wrapped in a lettuce leaf
• Shredded Brussels Sprouts
• ½ cup strawberries

Thursday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• 1 Chicken Avocado Burger wrapped in a lettuce leaf
• Shredded Brussels Sprouts
• No-Chop Chili with ¼ cup shredded organic cheese
• ½ small avocado drizzled with  EVOO

Friday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• Quick Avocado Salad
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• Pulled Pork & 1 dill pickle spear
• Chia Seed Pudding

Saturday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• Pulled Pork & 1 dill pickle spear
• ½ small avocado drizzled with EVOO
• 2 fauxlafel patties with sauce
• 2 cups chopped Romaine lettuce with 2 Tbsp EVOO or avocado oil
• Chia Seed Pudding

Sunday

• Bulletproof Coffee
• 1 egg cooked in ghee
• 2 pieces cooked bacon
• 2 fauxlafel patties with sauce
• 2 cups chopped Romaine lettuce with 2 Tbsp EVOO or avocado oil – 1g
• 2 celery sticks with 1 Tbsp almond butter & 2 Tbsp coconut oil
• Pulled Pork & 1 dill pickle spear
• Chia Seed Pudding

Snacks: (Carb Grams Included)

• Snack ideas with net grams of carbohydrates:
• Keto Pizza Bites (recipe below) – 0.5g
• Bacon & Egg Fat Bombs (recipe below) – 0.2g
• Baked Cheddar Chips – 1g
• Bacon Mozzarella Sticks – 0g

Animal Products:

• Organic grass fed beef, pork, poultry: 0g for 5.3oz
• Pasteurized eggs – 0.7 g for one
• 1oz hard cheese – 0.4 g

Vegetables: (these can be cooked in ¼ cup grass fed butter, ghee, coconut oil, and/or extra-virgin olive oil

• 1 cup sliced lettuce – 0.5 g
• 1 cup swiss chard – 0.8 g
• 1 cup collard greens – 0.8g
• 1 cup bok choy – 0.8 g
• 1 cup fresh spinach – 0.5g
• 3 medium celery stalks – 1.6 g

Fruits:

• Avocado – 1g for ½ of a small Haas avocado
• ½ cup blackberries – 3.12g
• ½ cup strawberries – 3.3g
• 1 medium apricot – 3.2g
• ½ cup raspberries – 4.2g

Nuts & Seeds:

• Macadamia nuts – 1.5g for 1oz
• Almonds – 2.7g for 1oz
• Pecans – 1.2 g for 1oz
• Hazelnuts – 2g for 1oz
• Walnuts – 2g for 1oz
• Pumpkin seeds – 1.3g for 1oz
• Chia seeds – 0.4 g for 1 Tbsp

Condiments & Other:

• 1 cup chicken broth (made from bouillon) – 0g
• Unsweetened almond milk – 0.3g for ¼ cup
• Olives – 0.2 g for 1oz
• Sauerkraut – 0.5g for ¼ cup
• Mustard – 0.7g for 1 Tbsp
• Flax meal – 0.6g for ¼ cup

Recipes:

Quick avocado salad

• ½ small avocado
• 1 cup raw baby spinach
• 2 hard-boiled pastured eggs
• 1 medium spring onion
• splash of lemon juice
• pink Himalayan salt
• 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

Makes 1 serving: 3.2g

Chicken Avocado Burgers

• 1lb ground free-range chicken
• 1/3 cup almond meal
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 2 Tbsp chopped fresh cilantro
• 1 small avocado, cut into chuncks
• ½ tsp Himalayan sea salt
• ¼ tsp paprika
• ¼ tsp cumin
• 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
• 2 Tbsp EVOO, avocado or coconut oil
• 4 lettuce leaves

1. Mix together the ground chicken, garlic, cilantro, almond meal and spices. Add the avocado, making sure not to keep the chuncks.
2. Divide into 4 equal-sized patties.
3. Heat the oil over medium-high heat in a skillet. Add the chicken patties and cook for about 5 minutes per side or until cooked through.
4. Serve each patty wrapped in a lettuce leaf.

Makes 4 servings: 2 net carbs

Shredded Brussels Sprouts

• 2 Brussels Sprouts, shredded
• ¼ tsp Himalayan salt
• 1 Tbsp EVOO, avocado or coconut oil

1. Toss all ingredients together and cook in a frying pan over medium-high heat for 6 minutes or until sprouts are wilted.

Makes 1 serving: 2 net carbs

No-Chop Chili

• 1 lb grass-fed ground beef (or turkey)
• 1 tsp ground cumin
• 1 tsp ground coriander
• ½ tsp ground cayenne (optional)
• ½ tsp garlic powder
• ½ cup freshe salsa
• salt and pepper to taste

1. In a medium saucepan, combine the ground beef and all of the spices. When the meat is cooked through, add your salsa. Simmer for 5 minutes. Nom.

Makes 4 servings: 2.25 net carbs

Pulled Pork

Dry Rub:

• 1 tbsp chili powder
• 1 tbsp salt
• 1/2 tsp paprika
• 1/2 tsp garlic powder
• 1/2 tsp pepper
• 1/2 tsp cumin
• 1/4 tsp cinnamon
• ¼ tsp cayenne pepper (optional

The rest:

• 2 lbs pork shoulder (Boston butt, pork butt)
• 1 onion sliced
• 2 cloves garlic
• 1 cup chicken stock
• 1 tbsp liquid smoke (I use Hickory)

1. Combine all the dry rub ingredients into a bowl and mix until uniform.  Grab your slab of pork and pat it dry with a paper towel – take a knife and score the fat cap on it, don’t remove it as it will render and add some much needed flavor.   Now get your rub on, making sure to get into all the nooks and folds of the meat, set aside.
2. Lay down a bed of sliced onions and garlic in the slow cooker pot, dump in the chicken stock and liquid smoke.  Set to low, and come back in 8 hours or so.  You’ll know it’s ready when the meat falls of effortlessly, or if you’re a stickler for numbers, when the meat reaches an internal temperature of 195F/90C.
3. Now take out the pork, remove the bone if required, and pull your meat to your heart’s content.  Remove any large pieces of fat you don’t fancy, until you’re satisfied.  Using a strainer, separate the liquid from what’s left of the onions and garlic.

Makes 6-8 servings: 1 net carb per serving

Chia Seed Pudding

• 2 Tbsp raw chia seeds
• ½ cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk
• 1 small jar

1. Pour ½ of the almond milk into the jar. Top with chia seeds and add the rest of the almond milk. Shake/stir VERY well.
2. Continue to shake/stir every 30 minutes or so for about 2 hours, then let sit at least 4 hours before serving.

Makes 1 serving: 1 net carb

Fauxfel Patties with Sauce

• 1 cup raw cauliflower, pureed
• ½ cup ground slivered almonds
• 1 Tbsp ground cumin
• ½ Tbsp ground coriander
• 1 tsp kosher salt
• ½ tsp cayenne pepper
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 2 Tbsp fresh parsley, chopped
• 2 large eggs
• 3 Tbsp coconut flour
• Tahini sauce:
• 2 Tbsp tahini paste
• 4 Tbsp water
• 1 Tbsp lemon juice
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 1 tsp salt

1. For the cauliflower you should end up with a cup of the puree. It takes about 1 medium head (florets only) to get that much. First chop it up with a knife, then add it to a food processor or magic bullet and pulse until it’s blended but still has a grainy texture.
2. You can grind the almonds in a similar manner – just don’t over grind them, you want the texture.
3. Combine the ground cauliflower and ground almonds in a medium bowl. Add the rest of the ingredients and stir until well blended.
4. Heat a half and half mix of olive and grapeseed (or any other light oil) oil until sizzling. While it’s heating, form the mix into 8 three-inch patties that are about the thickness of a hockey puck.
5. Fry them four at a time until browned on one side and then flip and cook the other side. Resist the urge to flip too soon – you should see the edges turning brown before you attempt it – maybe 4 minutes or so per side. Remove to a plate lined with a paper towel to drain any excess oil.
6. Serve with tahini sauce and a tomato & parsley garnish if desired.
7. Tahini sauce: Blend all ingredients in a bowl. Thin with more water if you like a lighter consistency.

Makes 8 servings: 5 net carbs per serving

Bacon & Egg Fat Bombs

• 2 large free-range eggs
• ¼ cup butter or ghee, softened at room temperature
• 2 Tbsp natural mayonnaise
• Freshly ground black pepper
• ¼ tsp salt or more to taste
• 4 large slices bacon

1. Preheat the oven to 375. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Lay the bacon strips out flat on the baking paper, leaving space so they don’t overlap. Place the tray in the oven and cook for about 10-15 minutes until golden brown. The time depends on the thickness of the bacon slices. When done, remove from the oven and set aside to cool down.
2. Hard boil the eggs. When chilled, peel off the shell.
3. Cut the butter into small pieces and add the peeled and quartered eggs. Mash with a fork.
4. Add the mayo, season with salt & pepper & mix well. Pour in the bacon grease and combine well. Place in the fridge for 20-30 minutes or until it’s solid and easy to form fat bombs.
5. Crumble the bacon into small pieces and prepare for “breading”. Remove the egg mixture from the fridge and start creating 6 balls. You can use a spoon or an ice-cream scooper. Roll each ball in the bacon crumbles and place on a tray that will fit in the fridge.
6. Eat immediately or store in the fridge for up to 5 days.

Makes 6 servings: 0.2 net carbs

Bacon Mozzarella Sticks

• 6 whole-milk organic mozzarella cheese sticks
• 12 uncured center-cut bacon strips

1. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper.
2. Place the cheese sticks on the sheet. Freeze for at least 1 hour.
3. Preheat the oven to 400.
4. Wrap each cheese stick in two strips of bacon – one strip lengthwise, and the other all the way around.
5. Bake for 15 minutes. Serve hot.

Makes 3 servings: each serving is 0 net carbs!

Baked Cheddar Chips

• 4 cups shredded organic cheddar cheese
• sea salt

1, Preheat the oven to 350°F.

2. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper.
3. Spread out the cheese evenly on the sheet.
4. Bake for 3 to 5 minutes, checking regularly until the cheese browns but does not burn.
5. Remove the baking sheet from the oven and season the cheese with salt.
6. While the cheese is still warm, use a pizza cutter to cut into strips or triangles. Let cool before serving.

Makes 4 servings: 1 net carbs per serving.

Keto Pizza Bites

• ¼ cup marinara
• ¼ cup mozzarella cheese
• 8 uncured genoa salami slices

1. Turn on your oven broiler to preheat.
2. Add your salami to a baking sheet, preferably something non-stickky like parchment paper.
3. Add little spoonfulls of marinara sauce to the salami and then spread it around with your spoon.
4. Sprinkle cheese on top.
5. Pop them in the oven for 5 minutes.
6. Take them out and lay them out on a paper towel to suck up some of the grease. Makes 1 serving.